What's a frog's favorite soft drink? Click for the answer! Croaker Cola
Mark Allen Flegal, 9
Gresham, Oregon

Why did the turtle cross the road? Click for the answer! Because he was stuck to the chicken.
Carolyn Ingram, 5
Oregon City, Oregon

What kind of witch lives on the beach? Click for the answer! A sandwich.
Neal Shannon, 6
Joiner, Arkansas

Why did it take the chicken so long to cross the road? Click for the answer! He was riding on a snail.
Dalton Shannon, 8
Joiner, Arkansas

What do you call a snowman in May? Click for the answer! A puddle.
Derrick Zachary, 9
Farwell, Texas

How much money do you have if you have three female pigs and 18 grown male deer? Click for the answer! Three sows'n eighteen bucks ($3,018)
Daniel Lukac, 8
Florence, Kentucky

There was a guy in the forest who met a bear face to face.  He prayed, "Dear God, please let this bear be a Christian."
The bear said, "Thank you for this food, God!"
Ashley Stewart, 12
Kaysville, Utah

Where does a cow go on a Saturday night? Click for the answer! To the moooon.
Karl Grosz, 7
Quanah, Texas

What does a runner need to eat before a race? Click for the answer! Ketchup
Koriann Crayton Watts
Glen Rose, Texas

Where did Noah keep the bees? Click for the answer! Between the A's and the C's
Keith Watfordt
Graceville, Florida   -and-
Jacob Hatcher
Wicksburg, Alabama

Why did Tarzan lose the tennis match? Click for the answer! Because he played against Cheetah
Austin Maples
Huntsville, Alabama

Why are mosquitos good pets? Click for the answer! Because they eat right off your hand.
Brad Giddens
Leesburg, Georgia

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school? Click for the answer! In kindergarten
Johnathon Call
Greer, South Carolina

What did the horse say when he fell down? Click for the answer! I can't getty up!
Aaron Tolson
Peoria, Illinois

Why do birds fly South for the winter? Click for the answer! It's too far to walk.
Jonathan Mandry
Colorado Springs, Colorado

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Click for the answer! Finding half a worm.
Tyler White
Jacksonville, Florida