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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
- - Daniel, Georgia

Boy: Can you stand on your head?
Girl: No, it's too high!
- - Allison, Ohio

The sea cucumber swims up to the mollusk and says "with frons like these, who needs anemonies.
- - Anna

Boy 1: Do you know where elephants hide?
Boy 2: No, where do elephants hide?
Boy 1: They hide in trees.
Boy 2: I've never seen an elephant in a tree.
Boy 1: They do a good job of hiding, don't they?
- - James, North Carolina

Why did the man take a ladder to the restaurant?
He heard the French fries were on the house.
- - Danny, North Carolina

What is the Capitol of Wyoming? That is easy: "W"
- - Jacob, North Carolina

What happened to Samson's strength? It vanished into thin hair
- - Taylor, Tennessee

What do you call a mummy with a microphone? A Wrapper
- - Andy, Virginia

Why would a piece of beef be said? It was grounded beef.
- - Will, Georgia

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
I've gone Bananas!
- - Andrew, North Carolina

Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot...anyone can catch a cold.
- - Logan, Kentucky

What did the papa volcano say to his son? Stop erupting me when I am talking.
- - Chipper

Why did the sheep go to jail? He was Baaaaad!
- - Austin L.

What did the duck put in his soup? Quackers!
- - Zach, Indiana

How did the egg cross the road? He scrambled across.
- - Ethan, Indiana

What do you call a polar bear that lays in the sun and bowls?
A solar polar bowler
- - Tyler, Indiana

Why did the RA throw peanut butter out the window? To see a butterfly.
- - Tim, Indiana